Do you know what a press release is? It’s a public statement that nobody, especially the press, gives a shit about. If the press cared, you’d see the information written in a legitimate article by a reputable news outlet. Ergo, having thusly defined “press release” as the equivalent of a toddler crying for attention, we can take a look at what the Gaspari Clan has been offering us lately…
Liz Gaspari was terminated from her role at the company. No shocker there. Here’s a link to the full press release (oddly, The Wall Street Journal hasn’t covered it yet)…and here’s the important part:
Again, there was nothing shocking about that press release. At least not compared to this one, which actually refers to Gaspari Nutrition as Liz Gaspari Nutrition:
Epic. This is only overshadowed by the time they issued a press release to announce that they made a private donation to the United Cerebral Palsy Foundation:
If you want to keep up with Liz, and not just her former employer/husband, never fear. There are press releases from the past few years, and ongoing, that chronicle her every move (yes, those are all live links to press releases about her):
You get the idea. I’m not much for press releases, but Team Gaspari have provided me with several minutes of amusement through their efforts, and I’ll make it a point of tracking any forthcoming revelations for potential lulz.